Talk Stink

If you’re into the whole Hawaii As Seen On TV thing then you’ll be glad to hear that starting June 25, Duane “Dog” Chapman will be up to his old tricks again and A&E begins airing reruns of his show.

The people at A&E are convinced, regardless of their ratings, that Chapman is not a racist. He does however encourage smoking and supports the America’s tobacco industry as illustrated during many an episode.

Remember: Smoking promoter, yes. Racist, no.

Previously: Dog the Bounty Hunter

The best thing about being elected mayor of the City and County of Honolulu isn’t giving your biggest campaign donors $107 million in government contracts.

It’s the threads, G. Check out Honolulu Mayor Mufi Hannemann for yourself.

The medium is the message. When he wears it, that cap says Mayor.

Why didn’t his handlers simply go balls out and put golden wings on the damn thing?

Or maybe flames and shet? How about a matching jumpsuit next time?

Or maybe we should let the people decide.

Mililani High School alumni Maggie Q aka Maggie Quigley seen here, looking good, at the Tribeca Film Festival. Just a few images to wet the red carpet, so to speak.

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Recent scientific study of the peoples: Extroverted, Agreeable, Neurotic (shown here in purple), Conscientious, and Open-To-Experience.

All shown on maps. None feature Hawaii.

No density of assholes map since a one color map would bore.

A worst drivers map of Hawaii would be great, but again, a single colored map would bore.

Boston Globe: Where do all the neurotics live?

Personally, I’m a big fan of spanish language television.

I can’t speak the language, but everything is funnier in spanish.

If you’ve seen Sabado Gigante then you’ve got an idea of what Wowowee is all about.

Part game show, part variety show, Wowowee is primarily known for the Wowowee dancers.

The live taping of the show takes place Saturday, May 10 at Aloha Stadium. Field level tickets are $100.

Insert your own Bob Awana, $100 Filipino dancer joke here.

Aloha Stadium: Wowowee - Live In Hawaii